A robotic voice modulator
that allows anyone to sound like a white guy!
Sound dumb? It is!
It’s almost as dumb as how not sounding like a white dude can automatically sign you up for awesome perks such as: higher interest rates, unwarranted rental denials, and general linguistic discrimination.
America created the need, we created the product!
But wait…. There’s more!
We’re proud to say the Vocal Cloak™ is being sold through America’s favorite daytime shopping network, QBC. Pick yours up today! (Or better yet, pick up your phone and head over to https://perception.org/ and see how you can help end linguistic discrimination.)